You know you're a SAHM if...

I read a list of 25 reasons you know your a SAHM. I decided to make my own list. I may copy a few,  but these will all be what applies to me.  Here it goes...

You know your a stay at home mom if...

1. You wear yoga pants...but don't do yoga

2. Your socially awkward because you only talk to kids all day.

3. You eat chocolate in secret so the kids don't see.

4. Your TV is on all day but you don't actually watch it much.

5. The best part of your day is when all the kids are napping.

6. Nap time is never long enough.

7. Showers are a luxery...and a rarity. 

8. You go to put shoes on after several days of not wearing them and you find toys in them

9. You spend nap time either cleaning or relaxing

10. When you put jeans on your kids ask where your going.

11. When you go on a date you have nothing to talk about except the kids.

12. Unless its a normal laundry day and you have a load to do, you usually forget about it.

13. Baby wipes are really the only cleaning tool you need.

14. You know what restaurants nearby have play places.

15. It's only 9am and your ready for bed.

16. Going to the bathroom involves an audience.

17. You don't remember when the last time was that you slept all night.

18. Your mini-van is so messy your embarrassed for others to see it.

19. Your able to identify who's coming down the stairs based on the thudding of their feet above you.

20. Sneezing is more about squeezing your legs than the sneeze itself.

21. You randomly find odd things in the freezer or fridge...example: crayons.

22. You know the theme songs to Disney Junior songs by heart.

23. You say something and realize your becoming your mom.

24. Your busy all day and you have nothing to show for it.

25. Your dream car is now a certain mini van and no longer a car.

26. Wiping a toddlers nose is more of an excersise than anything else.

27. You wouldn't change any of it for the world.